yew farking basturd!!

i HAD a fren... last nite.. he find his fren.. den the story starts...


*him talkin to his fren... wan sympathy ma (speaking in his standard of english.. might be even better den his.. hahah) *

i love my gf.. we very happy when together.. among gfs.. we the most happiest wan.. i am good in bed.. but my frens (im included) backstab me and tell her i not good (which none of dis is true.. i never give a flying fuck on ppl's relationship).. now make her hate me.. i sad cos i tot they were good frens (the so called fake backstabbers) but they like dis backstab me.. my heart got problem.. will die (now hes asking for sympathy) and yet all dis happen to me..

the end.. hahah dis is the fake story.. now comes the other side of the story

i hate my gf.. she is a stalker and control freak (proven on sms).. i hate fren A cos he got fast car and can buy wadeva he wan when ever he wan (dis isnt me).. i hate fren B.. cos he got alot of frens and he can get good stuff for a super cheap price.. he no money den buy cheap stuff.. and he (the guy dat wants ppl to pity him) is a virgin which act as if hes good in bed..

now den the real story ends... hahah

im kind enuf not to put his name.. but i bet most ppl oredi knew who im talking about.. heart problem?? the onli problem u have is u keep backstabbing ppl and u r paranoid.. u always backstab ppl.. dats y u think ppl backstab u back.. when ppl know the truth.. u try to RESCUE the situation by tellin more LIES which doesnt even make sense!!!

if u reli wana play and backstab more about me.. pls consider.. i have all the smses in my comp saying u wana BOM ppl's car.. forgot?? let me give u a hint.. u told me its gona b at STAR CINEPLAX dat nite.. den u wan ask ppl chop someone's hand or leg.. dis wan no nid hint la..

i can put u into the lockup anytime i wan.. so pls think properly who r u messing with.. TQ hahahah!!!