100 UPDATES

this wan is my car wan condition now lo... i think shud b done in 3 weeks time la... nah.. the pictures..

WANG HANG DREK!!! (one hundred 100)

neh.. dis wan my current car picture lo.. very sexy wan... naked wan... everything also dont have... dis baru call rebuild ma.. wan play car.. play kau kau ma.. play half half.. dont play wan... where got ppl dis days install exhaust nia.. change engine la.. if can.. change everything la.. tiok boi?? call u dont luan luan modify car liaw.. u heard tiok these sensitive words... for those to think im talking bout them.. cincai lo..

RANDOM RANDOM...

as u all noe dat ive been driving a lil kancil for almost 5 months due to the time used to rebuilt my 100.. i noe dat alot of ppl miss my car alot hahahah.. i decided.. after the car is done.. i will just keep it at home as show car.. lazy to drive cars dat attract police.. the car is no where near done.. its onli like 2% done..

THINGS LEFT TO BE DONE

1. putty
2. paint
3. interior
4. super dark tints
5. engine
6. undercarriage
7. rims
8. audio
9. stickers

all these takes time but i guarantee u ppl.. this car will b done by 1xth September.. ahhaha will post the the current pic of my car when i have time..


BYE!!!!! (p.s.. comp spoile cant reli blog.. so my blog will b like a block.. no updates for some times)

DANNY'S SPECIAL TECHNIQUE TO AVOID SEEING SUMTIN DURING HUNGRY GHOST FESTIVAL

walau.. just now nic and i went to pick danny.. den ah.. when danny walk out from the house ah.. i tot danny is superman u noe onot.. cos he no specs... den i found out just now y he no specs liaw... he said he broke it.. which was true... bcos ah.. without his specs.. he see think blur blur wan... den ah at nite.. he canot see anything lo.. blur blur chin.. so is ppl or 'GOOD FREN' he also dunno lo.. clever leh him.. but le.. u noe la.. danny so hiaw (cheeky/horny) he broke his specs... and den he wan see girls... canot see.. blame who?? LOL!!! dat is all la.. bai bai all.. help me suan (mock) danny pls.. kamsia kau kau!! hahah

I FOUND OUT SUMTIN

celaka blogspot.. how come canot make the words got color ki.. wtf ah... now my blog will be so boring without the colors... shit man.. now my blog will be like danny's blog ah.. u noe dat lame blog onot??


danny's link.... http://mvml07.blogspot.com/ = lame..

DUNNO!!

LAZY WANA BLOG LA...

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!

haih~ im so broke.. i no money liaw.. i think its time to let go of my car, 100. im downgrading to a smaller car.. haih.. help me choose pls..


Option 1 - MRS




Option 2 - MR2

Option 3 - RX7

which one u ppl choose?? haih.. poor ppl is like dis wan la.. nid drive small cars.. canot drive big big VIP cars liaw.. sien


hahahha!!!

OMG!!! ITS A TAG FROM DAPH...

1. Where is your cell phone? infront of me... the other is on top of my table
2. Your significant other? is my significant other
3. Your hair? MESSAY!!!
4. Your mother? sleep
5. Your father? is outstation
6. Your favourite thing? something
7. Your dream last night? canot tell.. XD
8. Your favorite drink? 100 plus
9. Your dream/goal? to bcom a rich guy.. LOL!!
10. The room you’re in? my japanese room haha..
11. Your hobby? anything dat makes me happy
12. Your fear? GOD.. haha
13. Where do you want to be in 6 year? my big garden wif my wife and kid(s).. LOL!
14. What you’re not? rich.. aahahah
15. Muffins? no thank you.. eaten oredi... hahaha
16. One of your wish list items? someone... LOL!
17. Where you grew up? Kuching
18. The last thing you did? typed the answer for question 16
19. What are you wearing? shorts
20. Favorite gadget? watches
21. Your pets? gave away
22. Your computer? infront of me
23. Your mood? wads ur mood if u r having stomach ache??
24. Missing someone? =D did u sneeze??
25. Your car? celebrating its 3rd month in the workshop
26. Something you’re not wearing? shirt
27. Favourite store? i dunno
28. Like someone? =D
29. Your favorite color? black and white..
30. When is the last time you laughed? just now
31. Last time you cried? dont remember..


okok.. now i go pangsai..

go tag urself!! hahah

THE DESPERATE BACHELOR

PRESENTING!!!!

MR DANNY CHUNG CHOU HSIEN!!!

my fren here very desperate!! lets play a game... any nice looking girls who are willing to have sex wif this guy will get RM5000 cash.. if nobody willing to claim this.. then he wont worth more den RM5000..

DEDICATED TO DANNY CHUNG CHOU HSIEN!!

(click on image to enlarge)

eh danny!! u so fat.. still wan say ppl fat.. next time u call ppl fatty.. ppl tot u talking to urself ah.. ahhahah.. dont blame ppl just bcos u too fat and cant get laid.. LOL!

FTW!!!

u rather ur gf pastering u or ur children ???

if u choose gf.. PLS WEAR PROTECTION hahhaha!!!

WTF!!!

after the exam result is out...


someone: eh.. hows ur result!!?? u sure can wan la..
100: shit la. dont ask liaw la!!
someone: wad happened!!??
100: nid waste money liaw dis time...
someone: u fail!!?? impossible le..
100: haih.. NID WASTE MONEY GO DEGREE LIAW!!!
someone: nabeh kheng quang!!

=.=" hahhaah

BOY VS GIRL

haha.. the advantages of being a boy or girl.. im gona start wif boy 1st

ADVANTAGES (BOY)

1. can go out till late nite
2. wont get pregnant
3. can do wad girl can do (boys can pee while they are sitting)
4. get more assets than daughters when parents passed away
5. strong and powerful


okok.. time for girl

ADVANTAGES (GIRL)

1. bf brings her everywhere
2. no nid to pay for stuff during dates
3. sit there doin ntg and being wooed (boys woo girls ma)
4. have the privilage to take money from boys without working (some girls do dat hahah)
5. can order boys ard (if pretty la.. LOL!!)


see.. see.. bye i go out liaw.. hahahah

I NOE ITS NOT FUNNY!!! BUT...

hey.. wonder y i didnt update?? the answer is because i start playing a mobster game call... i dunno the name but heres the link.. www.exmafia.com.. find me in there.. its kinda fun.. danny is such a pussy in dat game.. he cant even win a girl.. LOL! bb everybody!!

LISTEN TO ME!!!

Ok.. let me being my saying that.. MR HENGSEM LENGSER WILALUTION (the guy on top) here argues that dogs are not men's best fren.. i understand y u said dat MR HENGSEM LENGSER WILALUTION .. dont argue liaw.. i understand. wad im about to write in here is ur answer to my question...

THIS IS BECAUSE MR HENGSEM LENGSER WILALUTION OWNS A BITCH (as shown above) AND NOT A DOG!!! so in ur mind.. BITCHES ARE MEN'S BEST FREN COS IT HAS 6 NIPPLES AND U LIKE TO SQUEEZE EACH AND EVERYONE OF IT!!




ps. CALL U DONT ARGUE WIF ME LIAW DANNY!!! GO PLAY WIF UR BITCH~ ahhahahah

MY BEST FREN IS A DOG!!!

my best fren is a dog.. cos dogs are men's best fren... LOL!!! for those ppl who think dat im talking about them.. good la.. u noe u r a dog.. so next time try to b a man.. hahahah

YES I LIKE!!!

WALAU EH!!!! u bring dis guy in ur car.. sure low low khap khap wan ah!! hahah

New theory...

bikes are already fast... if u wana add more stability.. add a fatty.. if u wan more power.. add beans and a pylon shove up to the fatty's ass...

so the mathematical calculation would be

bike + fatty + beans and pylon = TURBO BIKE!!

YUP!! its always the same..

One fine afternoon.. too bored (holiday mah!!) .. so i watched movie.. sumtin bout the chinese swordman movie.. den... i found out that i've learned sumtin new.. haha here goes..

Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Swordsman Movies

1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually be killed by enemies when the hero is young and the hero will become an orphan.

2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manages to catch his breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and being declared dead.

3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across distances without any sweat. But when traveling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.

4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have gold and silversmith them to pay for their dishes.

5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter how big the country is and no matter where they are.

6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head.

7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and never drop them (carrying especially lots of those gold and silver ingots)

heehe... learned sumtin new yet??

HAIH!!!

dis afternoon went to stadium to play the track there.. my theory was wrong after all.. i tot cars would be stable after picking up and slammin a fatty into the car.. but i was wrong.. after putting a fatty in the car.. the car went slower.. sad sad.. haih~ LOL!

ADUH!!! finish exam liaw

dis morning.. omg... IT2 exam.. last exam.. after im done wif my papers.. i hand it in.. and i walk out the room and

YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! with my eyes closed

and when i open my eyes... I WENT BACK TO THE 1st DAY OF EXAM which was 4 days ago!! SCREW U HIRO NAKAMURA FOR LETTING ME DO WAD U DO BEST!!! travel thru time..

LOL!


haih.. just another lame joke.. ntg funny~ nid to mock danny chung chou hsien den got feel.. LOL!

LIKE DAT ALSO CAN!!?? ahahahHAHA

one fine day in a shopping mall...


promoter: come come come!! today our company, Bosim (ciplak punya osim) launch our new weighing machine.. very accurate wan.. no bluff u wan!! come come come!!

girl: really dat accurate ah?? so it sure will know my real weight lo.. wa ma si (die lo me)..

promoter: really wan.. no bluff u.. if not accurate.. i give u discount ah!!

girl: if not accurate.. gimme discount also duwan buy ah!!

promoter: dont like dis ma.. give face try... pls??

girl: duwan la.. paiseh.. LOL!!

promoter: ntg wan.. i no see.. nobody see.. how can they know ur weight..

girl: ya ho!! ok la.. i try..

when the girl hops up the weighing machine.. a loud robotic sound says.. u weigh xxxKG!!!

HAhahahAH!!!! the promoter quickly ran hiding for dat girl.. LOL!!

LAME HO?? LAME HO?? LOL!!

Dont Work Hard... Work Smart Instead.. XD

Nic, a smart businessman, talks to his son.

Nic: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Nic: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Nic approaches Bill Gates.

Nic: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Nic: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Nic goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Nic: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Nic: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok" This is how business is done!!

EXAMS jokes!!! AHhHAHA~

one fine day in sch before the exam starts...

ah kau: aiti.. u not scared meh.. y u so calm wan.. sart chin!!!

ah ngiau: final exam nia ma.. scared wad.. i did a million times before ah..(continue smoking)

ah kau: (admiring) walau.. i wish to be u.. so calm and cool even during final exam..

ah ngiau: NABEH!!! suan (mock) me.. i sat for almost a million times of final exams bcos i always repeat (fail) ah!!!

WAHPIANG!!!!!!!!!! *everybody faint*

WTF!!! HAHHAHA!!!

add instant horsepower to ur car??? bring a horse in ur car!! LOL!!

wana be alone?? easy lah dis wan!! use danny's perfume!! hahahaHAHA!!

wan ur car to b low low and sport?? bring a 100+kg guy in ur car.. hahaha
FYI, for those who wan their cars to look lower... bring more fatty!! AHHaHAhaHA

THE REASON WHY I CAN SHOOT ALVIN WIJAYA AND RYNALDI...

An Indonesian, and a Malaysian are in a bar one night having a beer.

The Indonesian finishes his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."


The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Indonesian . He says "In Kch we have so many Indon that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

WAPIANG EH MY EYES BURNING!!!!

This is the handsome owner of the LENGSER WILALUTIONZ.. i paint his face so ppl dunno is him.. dont worry DANNY CHUNG CHOU HSIEN!!! they wont recognise u... oooppppsss... did i just shout his name?? LOL!!! ENJOY PEEPSS!!!

WALAU!! I SO HAPPY!!! I SIT SPORT CAR JUST NOW!!!

LENGSER WILALUTION VII



toady i very happy cos i sit sport car... a 1.5 litre auto engine... WOW!!! not onli dat.. got VIP rims ah.. XD

HUNDREDs

super car
Super GT car
K-Kar
VIP car
STUPID CAR

these are 100s... y i like 100?? cos my car is KM100Q LOL!!!

The first stupid post

jaga u danny.. always mock ppl.. wait till one day ppl mock u back den u noe the feeling... HAHAHA

ACADEMIC WRITING REVISION ON BLOG

ACADEMIC WRITING TASK 6 ( OUTLINE ON A BLOG )

Topic: Why should my blog have only one joke a day?

Thesis Statement: My blog should be kept simple in order to let ppl understand and to stop them from falling asleep when reading.

Body

Point 1: Simple
Support- blogs should be kept simple for readers to understand with no problems

Point 2: Fast
Support- readers are able to read this blog with only a little time needed

Point 3: Convinient
Support- readers can read this blog without scrolling up and down


Conclusion: My blog will be kept simple because the title is a joke a day keeps the doctors away...





and now i will start enhancing my blog before starting any further posts...

INTRODUCTION.. (as usual la!!)

this blog is done up by me aka Baron... its to state the daily happenings in my life. there will only be one joke a day just to keep it simple.. its also to fill my empty schedule and make ppl fall off from their chairs.. for those who r on bed.. they will roll of their beds.. and last of all.. when im goin to die.. i will be able to say "I'VE BLOGGED BEFORE SUCKERSS!!!" to those who dont blog.. haha.. enjoy