THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!

haih~ im so broke.. i no money liaw.. i think its time to let go of my car, 100. im downgrading to a smaller car.. haih.. help me choose pls..


Option 1 - MRS




Option 2 - MR2

Option 3 - RX7

which one u ppl choose?? haih.. poor ppl is like dis wan la.. nid drive small cars.. canot drive big big VIP cars liaw.. sien


hahahha!!!

OMG!!! ITS A TAG FROM DAPH...

1. Where is your cell phone? infront of me... the other is on top of my table
2. Your significant other? is my significant other
3. Your hair? MESSAY!!!
4. Your mother? sleep
5. Your father? is outstation
6. Your favourite thing? something
7. Your dream last night? canot tell.. XD
8. Your favorite drink? 100 plus
9. Your dream/goal? to bcom a rich guy.. LOL!!
10. The room you’re in? my japanese room haha..
11. Your hobby? anything dat makes me happy
12. Your fear? GOD.. haha
13. Where do you want to be in 6 year? my big garden wif my wife and kid(s).. LOL!
14. What you’re not? rich.. aahahah
15. Muffins? no thank you.. eaten oredi... hahaha
16. One of your wish list items? someone... LOL!
17. Where you grew up? Kuching
18. The last thing you did? typed the answer for question 16
19. What are you wearing? shorts
20. Favorite gadget? watches
21. Your pets? gave away
22. Your computer? infront of me
23. Your mood? wads ur mood if u r having stomach ache??
24. Missing someone? =D did u sneeze??
25. Your car? celebrating its 3rd month in the workshop
26. Something you’re not wearing? shirt
27. Favourite store? i dunno
28. Like someone? =D
29. Your favorite color? black and white..
30. When is the last time you laughed? just now
31. Last time you cried? dont remember..


okok.. now i go pangsai..

go tag urself!! hahah

THE DESPERATE BACHELOR

PRESENTING!!!!

MR DANNY CHUNG CHOU HSIEN!!!

my fren here very desperate!! lets play a game... any nice looking girls who are willing to have sex wif this guy will get RM5000 cash.. if nobody willing to claim this.. then he wont worth more den RM5000..

DEDICATED TO DANNY CHUNG CHOU HSIEN!!

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eh danny!! u so fat.. still wan say ppl fat.. next time u call ppl fatty.. ppl tot u talking to urself ah.. ahhahah.. dont blame ppl just bcos u too fat and cant get laid.. LOL!

FTW!!!

u rather ur gf pastering u or ur children ???

if u choose gf.. PLS WEAR PROTECTION hahhaha!!!

WTF!!!

after the exam result is out...


someone: eh.. hows ur result!!?? u sure can wan la..
100: shit la. dont ask liaw la!!
someone: wad happened!!??
100: nid waste money liaw dis time...
someone: u fail!!?? impossible le..
100: haih.. NID WASTE MONEY GO DEGREE LIAW!!!
someone: nabeh kheng quang!!

=.=" hahhaah

BOY VS GIRL

haha.. the advantages of being a boy or girl.. im gona start wif boy 1st

ADVANTAGES (BOY)

1. can go out till late nite
2. wont get pregnant
3. can do wad girl can do (boys can pee while they are sitting)
4. get more assets than daughters when parents passed away
5. strong and powerful


okok.. time for girl

ADVANTAGES (GIRL)

1. bf brings her everywhere
2. no nid to pay for stuff during dates
3. sit there doin ntg and being wooed (boys woo girls ma)
4. have the privilage to take money from boys without working (some girls do dat hahah)
5. can order boys ard (if pretty la.. LOL!!)


see.. see.. bye i go out liaw.. hahahah

I NOE ITS NOT FUNNY!!! BUT...

hey.. wonder y i didnt update?? the answer is because i start playing a mobster game call... i dunno the name but heres the link.. www.exmafia.com.. find me in there.. its kinda fun.. danny is such a pussy in dat game.. he cant even win a girl.. LOL! bb everybody!!

LISTEN TO ME!!!

Ok.. let me being my saying that.. MR HENGSEM LENGSER WILALUTION (the guy on top) here argues that dogs are not men's best fren.. i understand y u said dat MR HENGSEM LENGSER WILALUTION .. dont argue liaw.. i understand. wad im about to write in here is ur answer to my question...

THIS IS BECAUSE MR HENGSEM LENGSER WILALUTION OWNS A BITCH (as shown above) AND NOT A DOG!!! so in ur mind.. BITCHES ARE MEN'S BEST FREN COS IT HAS 6 NIPPLES AND U LIKE TO SQUEEZE EACH AND EVERYONE OF IT!!




ps. CALL U DONT ARGUE WIF ME LIAW DANNY!!! GO PLAY WIF UR BITCH~ ahhahahah

MY BEST FREN IS A DOG!!!

my best fren is a dog.. cos dogs are men's best fren... LOL!!! for those ppl who think dat im talking about them.. good la.. u noe u r a dog.. so next time try to b a man.. hahahah

YES I LIKE!!!

WALAU EH!!!! u bring dis guy in ur car.. sure low low khap khap wan ah!! hahah

New theory...

bikes are already fast... if u wana add more stability.. add a fatty.. if u wan more power.. add beans and a pylon shove up to the fatty's ass...

so the mathematical calculation would be

bike + fatty + beans and pylon = TURBO BIKE!!