YUP!! its always the same..

One fine afternoon.. too bored (holiday mah!!) .. so i watched movie.. sumtin bout the chinese swordman movie.. den... i found out that i've learned sumtin new.. haha here goes..

Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Swordsman Movies

1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually be killed by enemies when the hero is young and the hero will become an orphan.

2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manages to catch his breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and being declared dead.

3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across distances without any sweat. But when traveling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.

4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have gold and silversmith them to pay for their dishes.

5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter how big the country is and no matter where they are.

6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head.

7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and never drop them (carrying especially lots of those gold and silver ingots)

heehe... learned sumtin new yet??

HAIH!!!

dis afternoon went to stadium to play the track there.. my theory was wrong after all.. i tot cars would be stable after picking up and slammin a fatty into the car.. but i was wrong.. after putting a fatty in the car.. the car went slower.. sad sad.. haih~ LOL!

ADUH!!! finish exam liaw

dis morning.. omg... IT2 exam.. last exam.. after im done wif my papers.. i hand it in.. and i walk out the room and

YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! with my eyes closed

and when i open my eyes... I WENT BACK TO THE 1st DAY OF EXAM which was 4 days ago!! SCREW U HIRO NAKAMURA FOR LETTING ME DO WAD U DO BEST!!! travel thru time..

LOL!


haih.. just another lame joke.. ntg funny~ nid to mock danny chung chou hsien den got feel.. LOL!

LIKE DAT ALSO CAN!!?? ahahahHAHA

one fine day in a shopping mall...


promoter: come come come!! today our company, Bosim (ciplak punya osim) launch our new weighing machine.. very accurate wan.. no bluff u wan!! come come come!!

girl: really dat accurate ah?? so it sure will know my real weight lo.. wa ma si (die lo me)..

promoter: really wan.. no bluff u.. if not accurate.. i give u discount ah!!

girl: if not accurate.. gimme discount also duwan buy ah!!

promoter: dont like dis ma.. give face try... pls??

girl: duwan la.. paiseh.. LOL!!

promoter: ntg wan.. i no see.. nobody see.. how can they know ur weight..

girl: ya ho!! ok la.. i try..

when the girl hops up the weighing machine.. a loud robotic sound says.. u weigh xxxKG!!!

HAhahahAH!!!! the promoter quickly ran hiding for dat girl.. LOL!!

LAME HO?? LAME HO?? LOL!!

Dont Work Hard... Work Smart Instead.. XD

Nic, a smart businessman, talks to his son.

Nic: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Nic: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Nic approaches Bill Gates.

Nic: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Nic: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Nic goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Nic: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Nic: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok" This is how business is done!!

EXAMS jokes!!! AHhHAHA~

one fine day in sch before the exam starts...

ah kau: aiti.. u not scared meh.. y u so calm wan.. sart chin!!!

ah ngiau: final exam nia ma.. scared wad.. i did a million times before ah..(continue smoking)

ah kau: (admiring) walau.. i wish to be u.. so calm and cool even during final exam..

ah ngiau: NABEH!!! suan (mock) me.. i sat for almost a million times of final exams bcos i always repeat (fail) ah!!!

WAHPIANG!!!!!!!!!! *everybody faint*

WTF!!! HAHHAHA!!!

add instant horsepower to ur car??? bring a horse in ur car!! LOL!!

wana be alone?? easy lah dis wan!! use danny's perfume!! hahahaHAHA!!

wan ur car to b low low and sport?? bring a 100+kg guy in ur car.. hahaha
FYI, for those who wan their cars to look lower... bring more fatty!! AHHaHAhaHA

THE REASON WHY I CAN SHOOT ALVIN WIJAYA AND RYNALDI...

An Indonesian, and a Malaysian are in a bar one night having a beer.

The Indonesian finishes his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."


The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Indonesian . He says "In Kch we have so many Indon that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

WAPIANG EH MY EYES BURNING!!!!

This is the handsome owner of the LENGSER WILALUTIONZ.. i paint his face so ppl dunno is him.. dont worry DANNY CHUNG CHOU HSIEN!!! they wont recognise u... oooppppsss... did i just shout his name?? LOL!!! ENJOY PEEPSS!!!

WALAU!! I SO HAPPY!!! I SIT SPORT CAR JUST NOW!!!

LENGSER WILALUTION VII



toady i very happy cos i sit sport car... a 1.5 litre auto engine... WOW!!! not onli dat.. got VIP rims ah.. XD

HUNDREDs

super car
Super GT car
K-Kar
VIP car
STUPID CAR

these are 100s... y i like 100?? cos my car is KM100Q LOL!!!

The first stupid post

jaga u danny.. always mock ppl.. wait till one day ppl mock u back den u noe the feeling... HAHAHA

ACADEMIC WRITING REVISION ON BLOG

ACADEMIC WRITING TASK 6 ( OUTLINE ON A BLOG )

Topic: Why should my blog have only one joke a day?

Thesis Statement: My blog should be kept simple in order to let ppl understand and to stop them from falling asleep when reading.

Body

Point 1: Simple
Support- blogs should be kept simple for readers to understand with no problems

Point 2: Fast
Support- readers are able to read this blog with only a little time needed

Point 3: Convinient
Support- readers can read this blog without scrolling up and down


Conclusion: My blog will be kept simple because the title is a joke a day keeps the doctors away...





and now i will start enhancing my blog before starting any further posts...

INTRODUCTION.. (as usual la!!)

this blog is done up by me aka Baron... its to state the daily happenings in my life. there will only be one joke a day just to keep it simple.. its also to fill my empty schedule and make ppl fall off from their chairs.. for those who r on bed.. they will roll of their beds.. and last of all.. when im goin to die.. i will be able to say "I'VE BLOGGED BEFORE SUCKERSS!!!" to those who dont blog.. haha.. enjoy