20 RULES OF LIVING...

through the years... ive learned alot from many ppl... theres 20 rules which i wana share..

1. never lie
2. never backstab
3. never mess with anyone unless u noe who they r
4. never look down on others unless u r no longer living
5. never blame others for ur mistakes
6. never delay sumtin dat has to b done
7. never ASSUME.. u will onli make an ASS out of U and ME
8. never accept wadeva jobs which u will never be able to complete
9. never show off the assets u own which is not earn by urself
10. as long as u follow the procedure of sumtin.. theres no worries of ppl blamming u
11. talk cocky when u onli and ONLI have the ability to do so
12. money is never enough
13. admit ur mistakes and learn from it
14. must be punctual
15. dont think ur r the best
16. onli let others flatter u.. dont flatter urself
17. we never stop learning
18. god gives us hands and legs to work.. not to beg
19. face wadeva problems u have rather den go hiding (for example: hiding in a room)
20. money is hard to earn.. spend wisely

yew farking basturd!!

i HAD a fren... last nite.. he find his fren.. den the story starts...


*him talkin to his fren... wan sympathy ma (speaking in his standard of english.. might be even better den his.. hahah) *

i love my gf.. we very happy when together.. among gfs.. we the most happiest wan.. i am good in bed.. but my frens (im included) backstab me and tell her i not good (which none of dis is true.. i never give a flying fuck on ppl's relationship).. now make her hate me.. i sad cos i tot they were good frens (the so called fake backstabbers) but they like dis backstab me.. my heart got problem.. will die (now hes asking for sympathy) and yet all dis happen to me..

the end.. hahah dis is the fake story.. now comes the other side of the story

i hate my gf.. she is a stalker and control freak (proven on sms).. i hate fren A cos he got fast car and can buy wadeva he wan when ever he wan (dis isnt me).. i hate fren B.. cos he got alot of frens and he can get good stuff for a super cheap price.. he no money den buy cheap stuff.. and he (the guy dat wants ppl to pity him) is a virgin which act as if hes good in bed..

now den the real story ends... hahah

im kind enuf not to put his name.. but i bet most ppl oredi knew who im talking about.. heart problem?? the onli problem u have is u keep backstabbing ppl and u r paranoid.. u always backstab ppl.. dats y u think ppl backstab u back.. when ppl know the truth.. u try to RESCUE the situation by tellin more LIES which doesnt even make sense!!!

if u reli wana play and backstab more about me.. pls consider.. i have all the smses in my comp saying u wana BOM ppl's car.. forgot?? let me give u a hint.. u told me its gona b at STAR CINEPLAX dat nite.. den u wan ask ppl chop someone's hand or leg.. dis wan no nid hint la..

i can put u into the lockup anytime i wan.. so pls think properly who r u messing with.. TQ hahahah!!!

tagged by jill

1. Besides your lips, where is the favourite spot to get kissed?
♥ any place.. hahah

2.How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
♥ in mind *work work work* hahaha

3.Who was the last person/people you took a photo with?
♥ wee chung's bday?? with his frens.. which was long time ago?? 2 months ago? ahaha

4.Would you consider yourself spoiled?
♥ hahahahah

5.Will you ever donate blood?
♥ depends to who..

6.Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
♥ hahahahha

7. Do you want someone to be dead?
♥ neh.. dat stalker.. hahahah

8.What does your last text message say ?
♥ cb u always last minute change plan wan.. hahahha

9.What are you thinking right now?
♥ how to destroy the car.. hahah

10. Do you want someone to be with you now?
♥ =(

11.What was the time you went to bed last night?
♥ 12.50?? mayb.. forgot..

12.Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?
♥ i have no idea.. sis bought for me..

13.Is someone on your mind right now?
♥ ahahahahha

14. 10 HOT PEOPLE to do this quiz .THIS IS an ORDER !
1.amey
2.ming
3.danny
4. zesan
5. daph
6. yvonne
7. yenru
8. kenny yeo
9. steph kho
10. anyone??

15. Who is no.2 having a relationship with?
♥ how the hell whud i noe dis..

16. Is no. 3 a male or a female?
♥ male

17. If no.7 and no.1 get together, would it be good?
♥ i have no idea

18. What is no.1 studying about?
♥ some medical thinggy??

19.when was the last time you chatted with them ?
♥ dont noe..

20. Is no. 4 single?
♥ reli dunno


21. Say something about no.2
♥ pretty?? hahah

22.What do you think about no. 2 and no. 6 being together?
♥ woohoo!! hahahah

23. Describe no.9.
♥ loves clubbing???

24. What will you do if no.6 and no.7 fight?
♥ dont care.. hahahahha

25. Do you like no.8?
♥ im noy gay..

hideabean.. wadaname... wadthef*ck!

i HAD a fren.. he is like the super 2 headed snake and 1 of the most lousy actor ever... hahah 1st he fren ppl.. den backstab ppl.. den sms someone backstabbing ppl.. den told the guy he didnt backstab ppl.. den go out wif other girls and told the gf how much he love her.. den after break up.. cheat ppl.. wan ppl pity him.. say he sick.. say he no frens.. haha